Harry Potter Panic


Rachel Faulkner writes, SPOILER ALERT!

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!! Oh, the Harry Potter Panic It’s gripping the nation there’s nothing to read now The train’s left King’s Cross Station Oh, you can read your Chronicals, Your typical picture books But Harry, Harry’s gone for good And so are his good looks And young witches everywhere are crying their eyes out For Harry Potter’s got his girl It’s Ginny Without a doubt Harry Potter almost died Though really he didn’t need it But now, now he really is dead Readers everywhere have to quit. And Voldy’s gone moldy As Peeves will say But there’s nothing else to read And it’s a very gloomy day.