Warning to All Humans!!!

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Hannah Burns writes, The following was an attachment was received accidentally and may be a little out of date:Attention all humans of the planet Earth.

The following was an attachment was received accidentally and may be a little out of date:Attention all humans of the planet Earth. I have come to convey to you a message of disaster, and could be violent. But you all are housing a dangerous alien life form that escaped from our Intergalactic Prison and Holden Cell Area (IPHC). We received information that these escaped convicts smuggled to Earth on a returning space probe. They have been known to eat all your tuna sandwiches, your goldfish, and occasionally rip and destroy your socks. IF you’ve seen these conicts consider them a threat to the lives of all those tasty snadwhiches, and your socks!”Dude! You can’t give this to them know! They’re already housing these convicts!”(alien 1) “Well it’s not my fault! they didn’t read it!” (alien 2) Maybe you should have sent it in 56 b.c!”(alien 1) ” I did!” pleads alien 2. Alien 1 looks at him with the straightest face, (alien 2) catchin on, he says, maybe I should or remembered the light years.” frusterated, alien 2 says, ” Those dang cats are smarter than I suspected!”

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