One funny joke and riddle


Question: Why does a seagull fly over the ocean not over the bay?

Answer: Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagul!!

Imagine you are at a haunted house. You walk in and The door shuts behind you. You try the door, it’s locked. You can chose between three routes. One has Fifteen venimous smakes waiting for you. Another has a forest of poison ivy. The last has an infinant void. How do you get out??

Answer: you stop imagining!